ABOUT ME: WELL, GIRLS...ALL YOU'LL NEED TO "KNOW ABOUT ME", IS PRETTY DAMN SIMPLE... I AM: 150% REAL• 175% SIMPLE • 200% PERV! 60 y.y./SWPM/ 5'-11"/ Brn•Blu/170#/9.5" COCK! THE WORD (CAN'T) DOES NOT EXIST IN MY VOCABULARY! IT NEVER HAS, & IT NEVER WILL! I DON'T SEE PROBLEMS, ONLY SOLUTIONS!
I LOVE: LIVING LIFE, HARD SEX, BIG TITS, BIG NIPPLES, BIG, THICK, & JUICY ASSES, BIG, HAIRY FUCKHOLES, DIRTY TALKERS, BUT...WITH WIDE OPEN MINDS, & HOLES! WHAT I'D REALLY LOVE..(A 1000X MORE) IS A "REAL FEMALE", (ONE WITH ALL OF THOSE SEXY ATTRIBUTES I MENTIONED) WHAT'S BEST, SHE'S LOTS SEXIER THAN ONE WITH ALL OF THOSE SEXY FUCKIN' "GOODIES COMBINED"! NOW, VIRTUALLY ON THE "ENDANGERED SPECIES" LIST OF EARTHS VAST POPULATION OF WOMEN!
BECAUSE...SHE'S THAT SPECIAL CATCH, AN ELUSIVE MOTHERFUCKING CATCH... SHE...HAS NO NEEDS, NO DESIRES, & NO FKN REASON TO EVER THINK OF BEING ...LIKE ALL THE REST! SHE...DON'T NEED TO LIE! TO YOU, HERSELF, OR ANYBODY ELSE...ABOUT NOTHING!! SO, HEY...ALL OF YOU HOT, SEXY, NAUGHTYASS MILFS, WIVES, GIRLFRIENDS, MOMMIES2BE, & "ALL YOU PLAYERS"...IN THESE AGE OLD 'GIRL GAMES'....."FOLLOW THE LEADER", IS JUST ONE BRILLIANT EXAMPLE! AND ALL OF U BIG GIRLS...KNOW IT'S TRUE!? I.E. (ALL OF U) SHAVING UR FUCKHOLES? I SWEAR...I PROBABLY SPEAK FOR THE "VAST MAJORITY OF MEN" WHEN I SAY... "I'D REALLY LOVE TO ONE DAY MEET THE 'LAZYASS CUNT' WHO BEGAN THAT ONE! HUH, GUYS? ("FUCKIN-A", THEY ALL SAID) "THE MORAL HERE"? BE...JUST WHAT U CLAIM...GIRLS! "I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT BITCH, SHE'S A WHORE, SHE LIES, SHE CHEATS, SHE THIS....SHE THAT"! SO, DO THAT...BE DIFFERENT! BE UNIQUE! NOT "ALL-ALIKE"! BE A 'FUCKIN' LEADER'..NOT A FUCKIN' FOLLOWER! IF GOD WANTED U ALL TO HAVE BALD CUNTS, HE'D HAVE SENT IT THAT WAY....RIGHT FROM THE FACTORY! "YOURS PERVLY," P.M.L. 9.5"!